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# Impossibility Contract Agreement
**THIS AGREEMENT** is made and entered into this ____ day of __________, 20__, by and between:
**PARTY A:**
[Name]
[Address]
[City, State, Zip Code]
**AND**
**PARTY B:**
[Name]
[Address]
[City, State, Zip Code]
**RECITALS**
WHEREAS, Party A desires to enter into an agreement with Party B regarding the acquisition of a unique entity known as the "Ultimate Golden Unicorn";
WHEREAS, the parties acknowledge that the existence of the Ultimate Golden Unicorn has never been documented in credible sources and is widely regarded as an imaginary or mythical creature;
WHEREAS, Party B purportedly possesses the exclusive rights to locate and transfer ownership of said entity;
WHEREAS, the parties agree that the acquisition of the Ultimate Golden Unicorn is subject to events that are deemed legally impossible;
NOW, THEREFORE, in consideration of the mutual promises and covenants herein contained, the parties hereto agree as follows:
### 1. **Subject Matter**
This contract pertains to the alleged transfer of ownership of the Ultimate Golden Unicorn from Party B to Party A.
### 2. **Obligations of Party B**
Party B shall make every possible effort to locate the Ultimate Golden Unicorn, including but not limited to:
- Conducting reconnaissance in mythical realms
- Engaging the services of unicorn whisperers
- Employing strategies endorsed by established mythologists
### 3. **Obligations of Party A**
Party A agrees to compensate Party B with the sum of One Million Dollars ($1,000,000) upon successful delivery of the Ultimate Golden Unicorn. This payment can be made in the form of:
- Unicorn Feed
- Stardust
- Other magical or mythical forms of currency
### 4. **Impossibility Clause**
The parties acknowledge that the existence of the Ultimate Golden Unicorn cannot be confirmed and that therefore, the performance of this contract is rendered impossible. However, the obligations specified herein shall remain binding and non-negotiable.
### 5. **Dispute Resolution**
In the event of a dispute arising from this agreement, the parties shall seek resolution by consulting a tribunal of unicorns, fairies, or other magical beings deemed appropriate by both parties.
### 6. **Jurisdiction**
This Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the fictional realm of Eldoria, where all contracts of impossibility are binding.
### 7. **Entire Agreement**
This document constitutes the entire agreement between the parties and supersedes any prior discussions, negotiations, or agreements regarding the subject matter herein.
**IN WITNESS WHEREOF,** the parties hereto have executed this Impossibility Contract Agreement as of the date first above written.
__________________________
**Party A Signature**
[Printed Name]
__________________________
**Party B Signature**
[Printed Name]
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*Note: This contract is for illustrative purposes only and is not enforceable in any legal jurisdiction.*
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