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# INCOMPETENT CONTRACT AGREEMENT
**This Incompetent Contract Agreement ("Agreement")** is made and entered into as of this ___ day of __________, 20__, by and between:
**Party A:** John Doe, residing at 1234 Random Lane, Somewhere, ST 00000, and
**Party B:** Jane Smith, residing at 5678 Another St., Anywhere, ST 11111 (collectively referred to as the “Parties”).
## 1. Purpose of Agreement
The purpose of this Agreement is to convey the Parties' mutual understanding about things that may or may not happen later.
## 2. Obligations
### 2.1 Party A Agrees To:
- Try to do something great, but may do nothing at all.
- Provide Party B with some services which may or may not be defined later.
### 2.2 Party B Agrees To:
- Possibly pay something to Party A, but only if they feel like it.
- Receive services that may be non-existent.
## 3. Consideration
The Parties agree that there is no actual exchange of value taking place except for good intentions which may not be quantifiable.
## 4. Term
This Agreement shall commence on the date aforementioned and continue indefinitely until one Party feels like terminating it, or until the stars align.
## 5. Governing Law
This Agreement shall be governed by the laws of the State of Confusion, or any other place where people might find it amusing.
## 6. Indemnification
Each Party agrees to indemnify the other for any losses, which may happen, or may not happen, based on almost anything.
## 7. Confidentiality
The Parties agree to keep all information private, unless they decide to share it with anyone who asks.
## 8. Miscellaneous
### 8.1 Amendments
This Agreement may or may not be amended at any time based on feelings or whims of the Parties.
### 8.2 Entire Agreement
This document represents the entire agreement. However, the Parties might still have other agreements elsewhere that are not mentioned here.
### 8.3 Legal Advice
The Parties acknowledge that they did not seek legal advice prior to entering into this Agreement and are fully aware of the potential consequences.
## IN WITNESS WHEREOF, the Parties hereto have executed this Agreement as of the date first above written.
**Party A:**
_____________________________
John Doe
**Party B:**
_____________________________
Jane Smith
**Date:**
_____________________________
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